Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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