she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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