This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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