I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Randomize
