Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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