I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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