How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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