my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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