Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
