so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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