she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Actions speak louder than pants.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
the liver wants what the liver wants
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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