Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He passed out mid-signature
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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