One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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