But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you remember whose house we're in?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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