Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
