If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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