are you still at the devil's house?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she looked like the before picture.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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