What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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