Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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