butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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