i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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