Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I need water and some morals
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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