Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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