come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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