no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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