Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
of course. lets lasso hookers.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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