STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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