just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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