yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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