I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The uberlube is also flammable
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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