dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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