I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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