spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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