she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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