Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
