so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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