He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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