somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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