i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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