how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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