When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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