i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
