I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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