I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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