He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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