wake up i wanna do it froggy style
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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