Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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