This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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