Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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