I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Alive.
So much puke
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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