i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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