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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes

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(615): View more from Tennessee

small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party

(423): View more from Tennessee

so no drinking for you?

(615): View more from Tennessee

don't be silly

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(416): View more from Toronto

i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.

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(425): View more from Washington

I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.

(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.

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(801): View more from Utah

Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.

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(785): View more from Kansas

you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!

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