super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Found your dick twin last night
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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