you turned your livingroom into a bong?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
