I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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