we have officially lost it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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